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Here's a cute video I found on the evolution of the "tablet..."    ...

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats   the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.   As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where   are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your   sandwich!   The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA!   Look it up!"   The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following   definition for panda:   "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, distinguished by   prominent black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?'The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.  The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine.  I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.  So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when y...